Something for the weekend: Nasa scientists discover Fed branch at Galactic Core

Nasa scientists have discovered two enormous bubbles emanating from the galactic core. Each bubble is 25,000 light years across and has been created by the Fed branch at the centre of the Galactic Core to provide emergency liquidity when the world transitions to the IMF-managed Bancor, in a few years’ time.

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Ben Bernanke is said to be predicting that neither of these galaxy-sized bubbles will be allowed to pop, while he remains Fed chairman:

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